Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. — Burnout Tee

Vitals: stable. Charted twice, once because you forgot you charted them the first time.

Sanity: pending. Last seen during orientation. Hasn’t been clocked in for months. Will not be located via the unit clerk.

You’re not alarmed. You’re not the only one.

Soft cotton tee. S–3XL. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.