Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. — The Mug.

Vitals: stable. Charted twice, once because you forgot you charted them the first time.

Sanity: pending. Last seen during orientation. Hasn’t been clocked in for months. Will not be located via the unit clerk.

You’re not alarmed. You’re not the only one.

11oz ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe. Made for the post-shift sit-down.