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Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. — Burnout Sweatshirt

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Vitals: stable. Charted twice, once because you forgot you charted them the first time.

Sanity: pending. Last seen during orientation. Hasn’t been clocked in for months. Will not be located via the unit clerk.

You’re not alarmed. You’re not the only one.

Heavyweight fleece. S–3XL. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.

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Funny Med-Surg nurse gift — heavyweight nurse burnout sweatshirt reading "Vitals stable. Sanity: pending. The hood"

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