Patient: stable. You: actively dissociating in the med room.
Vitals are fine. They’re always fine when it matters least. Meanwhile you haven’t eaten, your bladder is suing you for damages, and someone in 8 keeps hitting the call light to ask what time it is.
Wear it proudly on the badge reel charge can’t see from the desk.
4″×4″ kiss-cut vinyl. Water-, scratch-, and UV-resistant.
