Patients: 5. Pee Breaks: 0. — Tee

Five patients. One you. Twelve hours.

You will remember to pee approximately twice — once at 0712 and once when you get home at 1947. The math doesn’t math. The math has never mathed.

Bladder capacity wasn’t on the nursing school curriculum, but here we are.

Soft cotton tee. S–3XL. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.