After midnight, nothing by mouth. That’s the policy.
Except trauma. Trauma is exempt. Trauma is always exempt.
Yours showed up at 2347 in the back of an ambulance and yours is now in the OR getting the kind of care that makes you remember why you went into this. Yours is also covered in someone else’s coffee, because the break room ran out at 1300 and the new pot tipped over during report.
Soft cotton tee. S–3XL. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.
