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Help! My Legs Say Retire — Tee

Help! My Legs Say Retire — Tee

Regular price $32.00 USD
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Bed 3 has a complex thought. You can hear them spooling up. You’re across the unit, ten feet from the chair, finally about to chart.

Your legs have feedback. Your legs say no. Your legs say retire. Your legs say maybe a desk job — outpatient, normal hours, no call lights, no compression socks.

Your legs are not a democracy.

You go.

Soft cotton tee. S–3XL. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.

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