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Break Room Therapist. No Degree. No Filter. — Sweatshirt

Break Room Therapist. No Degree. No Filter. — Sweatshirt

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The break room is the only place on the unit with a door that locks. People come in for a granola bar. They leave with a personality realignment.

You don’t have a license. You don’t need one. You have lived experience and the kind of patience that comes from passing 9pm meds at 11:47.

Heavyweight fleece. S–3XL. Printed in the USA. Ships in 3–5 days.

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