Vitals Stable. Nurse Unhinged. — Sweatshirt

Vitals stable. Nurse: unhinged. Hoodie edition.

The kind of unhinged that runs a code with one earbud in. The kind that responds to a Code Brown with a sigh and a third pair of gloves. The kind that should probably take a mental health day but is, instead, picking up a double on Saturday. The hoodie codes the energy without saying the word out loud. The right people will know.

What you're getting

• Material. Heavyweight cotton/poly blend. Brushed inside. Built for the AC-cranked nurses' station that runs at 64°F and the ICU pod that runs at 58°F.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up for "leave me alone, I'm walking to my car post-shift" hoodie energy.
• Print. DTG, reinforced placement. The joke holds shift after shift, wash after wash, until you eventually leave bedside and use this for grocery runs.
• Care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Lasts longer than your last preceptorship, your last manager, and your last attempt at having a "work-life balance."

Send it to

For the charge nurse who runs the floor at full volume. For the friend with three personalities and one functional. For yourself, on a Friday before nights.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching tee underneath, for the moment the manager turns the heat back on. And the 20oz tumbler for the post-shift drive home.

Throw it on. Own the energy. Continue.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Vitals stable. Nurse: unhinged. Hoodie edition. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sweatshirt, dark humor nurse sweatshirt, tele nurse sweatshirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.