PRN Coffee + Shift Trauma — 20oz Tumbler

PRN coffee. Shift trauma. Same dose, every shift.

The 20oz holds the dose. The dose is: as much as needed, every shift, no titration. The PRN order is on you. The shift trauma is, in fact, the indication. You will not call out. You will, in fact, refill the tumbler at hour 6 and continue. This is the protocol.

What you're getting

• Size. 20oz stainless steel. Fits any standard cup holder. Fits the entire emotional capacity of a 12-hour shift.
• Insulation. Double-walled vacuum. Cold drinks 24+ hours. Hot drinks 12+ hours. Outlasts your shift, your patience, and the second admit at 1830.
• Material. BPA-free, food-grade stainless. Includes lid + straw. Built to be slammed, dropped, kicked into a Pyxis, and survived.
• Care. Hand-wash only — print stays sharp through years of break-room abuse, fluorescent-light gaslighting, and the "good morning team!" emails sent at 2247.

Send it to

For the ICU veteran. For the trauma RN. For the friend who has named her tumblers.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching 11oz mug for the at-home version of this emotion, and the 3" sticker so your badge reel matches your cup holder.

Throw it in the cup holder. Self-administer. Continue.

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