REPORT Button = TED Talk — Tee

I press REPORT. It's a 17-minute TED Talk.

The off-going nurse opens with "I'll keep this short." Forty-three minutes later, you've heard about her son's college visit, the patient's third cousin, the EHR being slow this morning, the time the resident asked her about pressors, and approximately one (1) actual clinical detail. You will, somehow, run the shift on this report. You always do.

What you're getting

• Material. Soft-hand cotton/poly blend. Holds shape after wash 47, the 0700 vomit splash, and a year of being used as backup pajamas.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up if you want post-shift-nap fit. Size down if you want "I went to the gym between shifts" energy that's a complete lie.
• Print. DTG, soft on skin. The joke holds up wash after wash, even after that one time you slept in it without showering after a 16-hour ICU run.
• Care. Cold wash. Tumble dry low. Built for nurses, washed like a nurse — frequently, with intent, and occasionally with hospital-grade detergent.

Send it to

For the night-shift veteran giving the long reports. For the day-shift RN receiving them. For yourself, every 0700, every 1900, with grace.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching sweatshirt for the day the AC at the nurses' station gives up. Add the 3" sticker for $6.50 if you really want the full unit-uniform.

Throw it on. Brace. Receive.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. I press REPORT. It's a 17-minute TED Talk. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse t-shirt, dark humor nurse t-shirt, er nurse t-shirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.