One Call Light From HR

One call light from a documented incident.

One eye-roll caught on a hidden ring camera. One patient complaint that you didn't "smile enough" while explaining the plan of care for their dying parent. One "unprofessional" tone in a hand-off to the night shift. You are a single comment away from a meeting with a clipboard. You're charting through it. You'll chart through that meeting too. The clipboard nurse hasn't been on a unit in 11 years. You will be polite. You will be very, very polite.

What you're getting

• Size. 3" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.
• Material. Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.
• Print. Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.
• Adhesive. Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.

Send it to

For the charge nurse who is one micromanaged email from snapping. For the friend who has been "talked to." For yourself, on a Tuesday, before the next round of complaints.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching 20oz Tumbler for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the Shift Sticker Pack if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.

Stick it on the badge. Let HR see it. Let them know.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. One call light from a documented incident. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, med-surg nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.