NPO After Midnight (Except Trauma) — Tee

NPO after midnight. Except for trauma.

The patient is NPO. The unit is, however, not NPO. The unit has been receiving a steady drip of trauma since 0001 and shows no signs of slowing down. You will not eat. The patient will not eat. The trauma will, in fact, eat for everyone. This is fine. This is the surgical floor on a weekend night. The tee is for after.

What you're getting

• Material. Soft-hand cotton/poly blend. Holds shape after wash 47, the 0700 vomit splash, and a year of being used as backup pajamas.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up if you want post-shift-nap fit. Size down if you want "I went to the gym between shifts" energy that's a complete lie.
• Print. DTG, soft on skin. The joke holds up wash after wash, even after that one time you slept in it without showering after a 16-hour ICU run.
• Care. Cold wash. Tumble dry low. Built for nurses, washed like a nurse — frequently, with intent, and occasionally with hospital-grade detergent.

Send it to

For the surgical floor RN. For the night-shift veteran. For yourself, on a day off, finally permitted to have a snack.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching sweatshirt for the day the AC at the nurses' station gives up. Add the 3" sticker for $6.50 if you really want the full unit-uniform.

Throw it on. Eat something. Recover.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. NPO after midnight. Except for trauma. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse t-shirt, dark humor nurse t-shirt, icu nurse t-shirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.