NPO After Midnight (Except Trauma + Chaos) — Sweatshirt

NPO after midnight. Except for trauma and chaos.

Effective 0001: nothing by mouth. Except for the chaos pouring in through the ER door. Except for the rapid response on the floor above. Except for the family member who is, somehow, eating a Subway sandwich at the bedside. Except for the trauma that arrived 14 minutes ago and has rearranged your entire night. The hoodie is for after — the post-shift drive when you finally have a snack.

What you're getting

• Material. Heavyweight cotton/poly blend. Brushed inside. Built for the AC-cranked nurses' station that runs at 64°F and the ICU pod that runs at 58°F.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up for "leave me alone, I'm walking to my car post-shift" hoodie energy.
• Print. DTG, reinforced placement. The joke holds shift after shift, wash after wash, until you eventually leave bedside and use this for grocery runs.
• Care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Lasts longer than your last preceptorship, your last manager, and your last attempt at having a "work-life balance."

Send it to

For the surgical floor RN. For the trauma nurse. For yourself, after a stretch of nights, finally permitted to eat.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching tee underneath, for the moment the manager turns the heat back on. And the 20oz tumbler for the post-shift drive home.

Throw it on. Eat something. Sleep eventually.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. NPO after midnight. Except for trauma and chaos. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sweatshirt, dark humor nurse sweatshirt, er nurse sweatshirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.