NPO After Midnight (Except For Drama) — Tee

NPO after midnight. Except for drama.

The patient is NPO. The drama, however, has full access. The family member is in the cafeteria eating Doritos and asking the front desk why "no one has updated us." The patient ate a granola bar at 0417 and the family swears they didn't. You found the wrapper. Surgery is delayed. The surgeon is calling. You are charting. The drama is feasting. The tee is for after.

What you're getting

• Material. Soft-hand cotton/poly blend. Holds shape after wash 47, the 0700 vomit splash, and a year of being used as backup pajamas.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up if you want post-shift-nap fit. Size down if you want "I went to the gym between shifts" energy that's a complete lie.
• Print. DTG, soft on skin. The joke holds up wash after wash, even after that one time you slept in it without showering after a 16-hour ICU run.
• Care. Cold wash. Tumble dry low. Built for nurses, washed like a nurse — frequently, with intent, and occasionally with hospital-grade detergent.

Send it to

For the surgical floor RN. For the ICU bedside nurse. For the ER veteran. For yourself, post-shift, finally eating.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching sweatshirt for the day the AC at the nurses' station gives up. Add the 3" sticker for $6.50 if you really want the full unit-uniform.

Throw it on. Eat. Sleep eventually. Repeat.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. NPO after midnight. Except for drama. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse t-shirt, dark humor nurse t-shirt, icu nurse t-shirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.