Not The Doctor. Still Fixing Their Mess.

You're not the doctor. You just clean up after them.

The order was wrong. You caught it. The dose was off. You called pharmacy. The med was contraindicated. You held it. The discharge paperwork was missing the follow-up. You added it. The patient was about to leave with a prescription for an allergy listed on their chart. You stopped them in the hallway. None of this will be in the chart. None of this will be in your eval. All of it happened today, twice.

What you're getting

• Size. 3" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.
• Material. Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.
• Print. Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.
• Adhesive. Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.

Send it to

For the nurse who's saved more patients than the residents have admitted. For the charge who's silently re-routing every chaotic discharge before HR finds out. For the preceptor who's still showing the new grad how to verify before scanning.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching 20oz Tumbler for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the Shift Sticker Pack if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.

Slap it on your clipboard. The doctors won't notice. You'll know.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. You're not the doctor. You just clean up after them. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, med-surg nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.