Not The Doctor. Knows More. Paid Less.

Not the doctor. Knows more. Paid less.

The resident asked you what dose of metoprolol. You told him. He typed it in. The attending praised him during rounds for "clinical instinct." You billed Medicare zero. The patient is alive, specifically and exclusively, because you caught the BP dropping when no one else was in the room. The chart says Dr. Williams adjusted the dose. The truth is somewhere between you and the locked break-room door you cried behind for 4 minutes before going back out.

What you're getting

• Size. 3" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.
• Material. Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.
• Print. Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.
• Adhesive. Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.

Send it to

For every nurse who has corrected a resident mid-round. For every charge who's verbally walked an intern through their first central line. For every preceptor who's tired of pretending the chain of command tracks with reality.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching 20oz Tumbler for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the Shift Sticker Pack if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.

Stick it on the locker. Stick it on the WOW cart. Let it sit there. The right people will see it.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Not the doctor. Knows more. Paid less. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, er nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.