Vitals Stable. Sanity: Pending. (Black)

Vitals stable. Sanity: pending. Black on black.

Same joke. Darker visual. For the nurse who's past the cute pastel sticker phase and into the all-black, no-emoji, deadpan-only era of her career. The kind of nurse who shows up to a code in compression socks and a Stanley and runs the whole thing without breaking eye contact. The sticker that reads like a chart note.

What you're getting

• Size. 3" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.
• Material. Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.
• Print. Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.
• Adhesive. Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.

Send it to

For the night-shift veteran. For the charge nurse with the resting expression. For the trauma RN who doesn't decorate her badge reel because she's "not in that phase anymore."

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching 20oz Tumbler for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the Shift Sticker Pack if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.

Slap it on. Black on black. Make the new grad ask what it means.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Vitals stable. Sanity: pending. Black on black. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, or nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.