I Could Be Charting Right Now — Sweatshirt

I could be charting right now. I'm not. This is on purpose.

It's your day off. You should be doing literally anything. You are, in fact, on the couch. The unfinished charting from yesterday's shift is technically still your responsibility. Technically. Theoretically. Spiritually. You will deal with it tomorrow at 0654, in the locker room, before report. You will sign in early. You will catch up. You always do. Today: hoodie, couch, no.

What you're getting

• Material. Heavyweight cotton/poly blend. Brushed inside. Built for the AC-cranked nurses' station that runs at 64°F and the ICU pod that runs at 58°F.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up for "leave me alone, I'm walking to my car post-shift" hoodie energy.
• Print. DTG, reinforced placement. The joke holds shift after shift, wash after wash, until you eventually leave bedside and use this for grocery runs.
• Care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Lasts longer than your last preceptorship, your last manager, and your last attempt at having a "work-life balance."

Send it to

For the nurse on her 4th day off in a row. For the charge who has 47 unfinished narrative notes. For yourself, on a Sunday, no plans.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching tee underneath, for the moment the manager turns the heat back on. And the 20oz tumbler for the post-shift drive home.

Throw it on. Lie down. Don't open the EHR app.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. I could be charting right now. I'm not. This is on purpose. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sweatshirt, dark humor nurse sweatshirt, night-shift nurse sweatshirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.