The Founder Kit — Tee, Tumbler & Sticker

Shift's over. Sarcasm stays on call.

The OG kit. Built by ICU and ER nurses who hit "send" on the same group chat at 0314 and decided to make merch about it. One tee for the post-shift drive home, one 20oz tumbler for the coffee that's keeping a human-sized arrhythmia from manifesting in real time, and one sticker because if your badge reel doesn't say something, are you even on shift. Three pieces. One full unit-uniform. Zero apologies.

What you're getting

• What's in it. See the breakdown above — multiple SKUs at a discount. Built to be unwrapped post-shift, not in front of polite company.
• Value. Bundle saves vs. buying separately. Free U.S. shipping at $50+, because you do not need another reason to delete the cart.
• Gift-ready. Ships in matching black packaging. No need to wrap. Comes with a card slot — write something honest, like "I'm sorry about your career choice, but here are some snacks."
• Care. Each item has its own care instructions on the included tag. Read them, ignore them, do what you want — you're a nurse, you'll figure it out.

Send it to

For the friend who passed NCLEX and is about to find out what "real" tired feels like. For the preceptor who actually preceptored. For yourself, the morning of a 5-day stretch when you need every joke working at the same time.

Pairs with

Already a bundle. Add the Shift Sticker Pack ($9.95) at checkout to round it out, because nurses don't do "almost gifted."

Wear it. Drink from it. Slap it on the badge. Survive accordingly.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Shift's over. Sarcasm stays on call. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse kit, dark humor nurse kit, icu nurse kit, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.