Coffee First. Chart Later.

Coffee first. Chart later. Vitals optional.

You will not chart until the cup is at least half empty. You will not look at the new admit's history until the second sip. You will not respond to the manager's email about "team huddles" until the coffee has finished doing whatever it does to the part of your brain that handles tone. This is not optional. This is a clinical pathway.

What you're getting

• Size. 3" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.
• Material. Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.
• Print. Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.
• Adhesive. Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.

Send it to

For the nurse who treats coffee as a controlled substance. For the day-shift veteran who has explained this rule to every new grad. For yourself, every morning, no matter what.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching 20oz Tumbler for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the Shift Sticker Pack if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.

Slap it on the tumbler. Pour the cup. Then begin.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Coffee first. Chart later. Vitals optional. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, night-shift nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.