Code Brown Survivor — Fecal Warfare Tee

Code Brown survivor. Fecal warfare. Verified.

Three pairs of gloves. Two gowns. A respirator. Thirty-four minutes alone in a room you will not describe in polite company. The patient does not remember it. The chart calls it "hygiene completed." The tee, however, knows. The tee was, somehow, there in spirit. Wear it on a day off and let the trauma have an outfit.

What you're getting

• Material. Soft-hand cotton/poly blend. Holds shape after wash 47, the 0700 vomit splash, and a year of being used as backup pajamas.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up if you want post-shift-nap fit. Size down if you want "I went to the gym between shifts" energy that's a complete lie.
• Print. DTG, soft on skin. The joke holds up wash after wash, even after that one time you slept in it without showering after a 16-hour ICU run.
• Care. Cold wash. Tumble dry low. Built for nurses, washed like a nurse — frequently, with intent, and occasionally with hospital-grade detergent.

Send it to

For the Med-Surg lifer with the unprintable stories. For the GI lab tech. For yourself, on a Sunday, in the laundry, in this tee, smelling exclusively of Tide.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching sweatshirt for the day the AC at the nurses' station gives up. Add the 3" sticker for $6.50 if you really want the full unit-uniform.

Throw it on. Don't tell the story unless asked. Then, maybe, tell the story.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Code Brown survivor. Fecal warfare. Verified. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse t-shirt, dark humor nurse t-shirt, icu nurse t-shirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.