1000ml Saline. Zero Patience. — Sweatshirt

1,000 ml of saline. Zero ml of patience.

You hung the bag. You explained, again, that saline is just saltwater. The patient asked if it was "organic." You charted "patient and family informed." You walked out. The hoodie is for after — the drive home, the moment the scrubs come off, the realization that your entire shift was, somehow, about explaining what saline does, again.

What you're getting

• Material. Heavyweight cotton/poly blend. Brushed inside. Built for the AC-cranked nurses' station that runs at 64°F and the ICU pod that runs at 58°F.
• Fit. Unisex true-to-size. Size up for "leave me alone, I'm walking to my car post-shift" hoodie energy.
• Print. DTG, reinforced placement. The joke holds shift after shift, wash after wash, until you eventually leave bedside and use this for grocery runs.
• Care. Cold wash, tumble dry low. Lasts longer than your last preceptorship, your last manager, and your last attempt at having a "work-life balance."

Send it to

For the IV team RN. For the infusion nurse. For yourself, post-shift, decompressing.

Pairs with

Pairs with the matching tee underneath, for the moment the manager turns the heat back on. And the 20oz tumbler for the post-shift drive home.

Throw it on. Drive home. Hang nothing.

For nurses who have run a code, charted "patient resting comfortably" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. 1,000 ml of saline. Zero ml of patience. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sweatshirt, dark humor nurse sweatshirt, night-shift nurse sweatshirt, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.