{"product_id":"shift-sticker-pack","title":"Shift Sticker Pack — 5-Sticker Survival Set","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ccc-product-desc\" style=\"font-family:Inter,Arial,sans-serif; max-width:680px; margin:0 auto; line-height:1.65; color:inherit; font-size:1.1rem;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.75rem; font-weight:900; margin:0 0 1.3rem 0; line-height:1.2; color:inherit;\"\u003eOne sticker for every type of shift you've survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.2rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eThe day you ran a code and ate Cheetos for lunch. The day a patient called you \"sweetie\" and meant it. The day a patient called you \"sweetie\" and didn't. The day you charted \"family at bedside\" while the family was, in fact, in the cafeteria. The day you held it together in front of the new grad and then cried in your car for 22 minutes. Five stickers. Five receipts. Slap one on your badge, your tumbler, your laptop, your locker, and one on the back of your charge nurse's clipboard if you're feeling brave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 1.4rem; padding:0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's in it.\u003c\/strong\u003e See the breakdown above — multiple SKUs at a discount. Built to be unwrapped post-shift, not in front of polite company.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eValue.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bundle saves vs. buying separately. Free U.S. shipping at $50+, because you do not need another reason to delete the cart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ships in matching black packaging. No need to wrap. Comes with a card slot — write something honest, like \"I'm sorry about your career choice, but here are some snacks.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare.\u003c\/strong\u003e Each item has its own care instructions on the included tag. Read them, ignore them, do what you want — you're a nurse, you'll figure it out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003eSend it to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eFor the new grad starting orientation. For the friend who just transferred to night shift. For the preceptor who's done preceptoring. For the entire break room — split the pack, share the pain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003ePairs with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eAlready a bundle. Add the \u003cstrong\u003eShift Sticker Pack ($9.95)\u003c\/strong\u003e at checkout to round it out, because nurses don't do \"almost gifted.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:800; font-size:1.25rem; margin:2rem 0 0 0; color:inherit; border-left:4px solid #C8102E; padding-left:1rem;\"\u003eAdd the pack. Distribute the receipts. Make the unit just slightly more bearable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border:0; border-top:1px solid currentColor; opacity:0.2; margin:2.2rem 0 1.2rem 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:0.95rem; opacity:0.7; margin:0; color:inherit;\"\u003eFor nurses who have run a code, charted \"patient resting comfortably\" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. One sticker for every type of shift you've survived. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse kit, dark humor nurse kit, night-shift nurse kit, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Crash Cart Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45337825116331,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/7860\/9579\/files\/sticker.jpg?v=1750753089","url":"https:\/\/crashcartclub.com\/products\/shift-sticker-pack","provider":"Crash Cart Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}