{"product_id":"caffeine-iv-bag-nurse-sticker","title":"Caffeine \u0026 Crying in the Med Room — Nurse Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ccc-product-desc\" style=\"font-family:Inter,Arial,sans-serif; max-width:680px; margin:0 auto; line-height:1.65; color:inherit; font-size:1.1rem;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.75rem; font-weight:900; margin:0 0 1.3rem 0; line-height:1.2; color:inherit;\"\u003eCaffeine in one hand, crying in the other. Med room special.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.2rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eThe med room is the only place on this unit with a door that locks. You go in for a Pyxis pull. You pull the meds. You also, briefly, cry. You exit composed, scanning the meds, charting on the WOW cart like nothing happened. The cameras catch nothing because there are no cameras in the med room, allegedly. The Pyxis log will not reflect the 90 seconds you spent leaning on the counter. The patient gets the right meds. You get the next assignment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 1.4rem; padding:0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize.\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial.\u003c\/strong\u003e Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint.\u003c\/strong\u003e Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive.\u003c\/strong\u003e Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003eSend it to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eFor the nurse who has cried in every supply closet on the floor. For the new grad who is about to. For yourself, every time you walk into the med room and lock the door behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003ePairs with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003ePairs with the matching \u003cstrong\u003e20oz Tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the \u003cstrong\u003eShift Sticker Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:800; font-size:1.25rem; margin:2rem 0 0 0; color:inherit; border-left:4px solid #C8102E; padding-left:1rem;\"\u003eStick it on the badge. Let the right people know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border:0; border-top:1px solid currentColor; opacity:0.2; margin:2.2rem 0 1.2rem 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:0.95rem; opacity:0.7; margin:0; color:inherit;\"\u003eFor nurses who have run a code, charted \"patient resting comfortably\" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. Caffeine in one hand, crying in the other. Med room special. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, er nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Crash Cart Club","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":45267413565611,"sku":"11261843870032962255","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/7860\/9579\/files\/8252615307733262523_2048.jpg?v=1748745965","url":"https:\/\/crashcartclub.com\/products\/caffeine-iv-bag-nurse-sticker","provider":"Crash Cart Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}