{"title":"Nurses Week","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor your whole unit. Cohort discounts, custom unit drops, and bulk pricing for Nurses Week. Email bulk@crashcartclub.com or visit our Bulk \u0026amp; Cohort Orders page.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"1000ml-saline-zero-patience-nurse-sticker","title":"1000ml Saline. Zero Patience. — Nurse Sticker","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ccc-product-desc\" style=\"font-family:Inter,Arial,sans-serif; max-width:680px; margin:0 auto; line-height:1.65; color:inherit; font-size:1.1rem;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.75rem; font-weight:900; margin:0 0 1.3rem 0; line-height:1.2; color:inherit;\"\u003e1,000ml of saline. 0ml of patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.2rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eYou hung 1,000 ml of normal saline. You have, personally, zero ml of patience left in this entire body. The patient is asking if the IV is \"making them feel funny.\" It's saline. It is the most unfunny thing in pharmacy. You explain this with the deadpan of someone who has already explained it 47 times this shift. You will explain it again. You always do. The bag is hung. The smile is performed. The shift continues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003eWhat you're getting\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 1.4rem; padding:0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize.\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" round, kiss-cut. Fits a badge reel, water bottle, charting tablet, or the back of your laptop. Big enough to be read across the nurses' station, small enough to fly under the manager's radar.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial.\u003c\/strong\u003e Weatherproof, sanitizer-survivable vinyl. Holds up to 12-hour shifts, full-arm bleach scrubs, and the occasional accidental sleeve-soak in a Code Brown.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint.\u003c\/strong\u003e Matte finish, no glare under fluorescent lighting. Reads clean from the foot of the bed and from across a nurses' station. Will not fade after the 47th sanitizer wipe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive.\u003c\/strong\u003e Repositionable for the first 24 hours. After that, it's committed. Like you, in year 7, telling everyone you're going to leave bedside but, somehow, picking up another double next weekend.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003eSend it to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003eFor the IV team nurse. For the infusion RN. For the Med-Surg nurse who has hung more saline than the average ER stocks in a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:1.1rem; font-weight:900; text-transform:uppercase; letter-spacing:0.06em; margin:2rem 0 0.8rem 0; color:#C8102E;\"\u003ePairs with\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 1.5rem 0; font-size:1.1rem; color:inherit;\"\u003ePairs with the matching \u003cstrong\u003e20oz Tumbler\u003c\/strong\u003e for the cup-holder energy. Or grab the \u003cstrong\u003eShift Sticker Pack\u003c\/strong\u003e if you're going to keep buying singles anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight:800; font-size:1.25rem; margin:2rem 0 0 0; color:inherit; border-left:4px solid #C8102E; padding-left:1rem;\"\u003eStick it on the badge. The next patient will get the joke. Or they won't. Either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border:0; border-top:1px solid currentColor; opacity:0.2; margin:2.2rem 0 1.2rem 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:0.95rem; opacity:0.7; margin:0; color:inherit;\"\u003eFor nurses who have run a code, charted \"patient resting comfortably\" while the patient was, in fact, screaming, and considered — fleetingly, in a parking lot, post-shift — leaving and never coming back. 1,000ml of saline. 0ml of patience. Built by nurses, tested on night shift. Search-relevant: funny nurse sticker, dark humor nurse sticker, er nurse sticker, nurse week gift, NCLEX gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Crash Cart Club","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":45267413631147,"sku":"13347080088314403250","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/7860\/9579\/files\/2828266289967673646_2048.jpg?v=1748746072"}],"url":"https:\/\/crashcartclub.com\/collections\/nurses-week.oembed","provider":"Crash Cart Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}